I love Luke too. Plus you used to have an afro of curls that used to get into everything.
I was not the one who said I would look sexy without gel!
You did look sexy though. Just not with puke in it. I miss you too much, I’m breaking curfew and coming in.
Oh my god, when was that? I do remember, I think that was fresh out of med school.
Yep, it was to celebrate his first day at the hospital. All I remember is we drank a lot of pink.
Where was I? That sounded incredible though, I miss drinking :(
I don’t actually remember. As I said, all I’ve got left of that night is pink. I feel old.
I feel sick just thinking about whatever you hooligans were drinking.
Hooligans, really?
You know it, babe. I’ve held your hair back while you puke after drinking soooo many times.
Yeah but you love me. And I don’t have a weird fringe.
I love Luke too. Plus you used to have an afro of curls that used to get into everything.
Oh my god, when was that? I do remember, I think that was fresh out of med school.
Yep, it was to celebrate his first day at the hospital. All I remember is we drank a lot of pink.
Where was I? That sounded incredible though, I miss drinking :(
I don’t actually remember. As I said, all I’ve got left of that night is pink. I feel old.
I feel sick just thinking about whatever you hooligans were drinking.
Hooligans, really?
You know it, babe. I’ve held your hair back while you puke after drinking soooo many times.
Oh my god, when was that? I do remember, I think that was fresh out of med school.
Yep, it was to celebrate his first day at the hospital. All I remember is we drank a lot of pink.
Where was I? That sounded incredible though, I miss drinking :(
I don’t actually remember. As I said, all I’ve got left of that night is pink. I feel old.
I feel sick just thinking about whatever you hooligans were drinking.
Oh my god, when was that? I do remember, I think that was fresh out of med school.
Yep, it was to celebrate his first day at the hospital. All I remember is we drank a lot of pink.
Where was I? That sounded incredible though, I miss drinking :(
So glad the hospital has a Starbucks downstairs. I miss you :( how is baby girl now?
I miss you, too. She is asleep with her fist in her mouth. How about the other one?
Why is she so cute? Can you text me a photo? Baby boy is sending uncle Luke a text asking for McDonalds hashbrowns.
Cause she’s ours. Yum hash browns. Can he order me some?
That’s true. Done and done, I had to bribe him with no dirty diapers and 1 full hour of cuddles with pukey junior.
For hash browns he can have as many hours as he wants.
He’s the best. How did we get so lucky.
I once held Luke fringe back for four hours while he puked pink. Remember when he had that weird fringe?
Oh my god, when was that? I do remember, I think that was fresh out of med school.
So glad the hospital has a Starbucks downstairs. I miss you :( how is baby girl now?
I miss you, too. She is asleep with her fist in her mouth. How about the other one?
Why is she so cute? Can you text me a photo? Baby boy is sending uncle Luke a text asking for McDonalds hashbrowns.
Cause she’s ours. Yum hash browns. Can he order me some?
That’s true. Done and done, I had to bribe him with no dirty diapers and 1 full hour of cuddles with pukey junior.
For hash browns he can have as many hours as he wants.
He’s the best. How did we get so lucky.
So glad the hospital has a Starbucks downstairs. I miss you :( how is baby girl now?
I miss you, too. She is asleep with her fist in her mouth. How about the other one?
Why is she so cute? Can you text me a photo? Baby boy is sending uncle Luke a text asking for McDonalds hashbrowns.
Cause she’s ours. Yum hash browns. Can he order me some?
That’s true. Done and done, I had to bribe him with no dirty diapers and 1 full hour of cuddles with pukey junior.
So glad the hospital has a Starbucks downstairs. I miss you :( how is baby girl now?
I miss you, too. She is asleep with her fist in her mouth. How about the other one?
Why is she so cute? Can you text me a photo? Baby boy is sending uncle Luke a text asking for McDonalds hashbrowns.
We can work on that. And it will be even easier when we do post pregnancy and I’m not actually 25 months pregnant.
I hate that its a thing I have to work on. Babe, you are not that big.
But it’s sort of normal? Luke said so. And who cares if you have to work on it? I have to work on not burping in your face but you still love me.
I know, but it doesn’t feel normal. I promise I will love you even when you smell like pickles and cheese.
I know, babe. We’ll get there. I’m just waiting for the morning I wake up with divorce papers stuck to my forehead.
You’ll have to do a lot worse than stinky breath.
Poo on your pillow? Give the baby away? Make the house coffee free?
Don’t you dare take away my coffee, I just got it back.
I would never do that. I know that as soon as I’ve popped this sucker out I’m having an IV bag of coffee straight into my arm.
The first one is the best.
So glad the hospital has a Starbucks downstairs. I miss you :( how is baby girl now?
